I discovered why little boys leave the toiliet seat up...

Jer wandered into the bathroom this morning to pee, I was still in bed. I heard a loud thud and lots of crying. I sprang out of bed and ran to him.
He was holding his weiner (his word) and jumping all over the place crying OW OW OW IT HURTS IT HURRRRRTS!!!!!!
I kept asking him "what happened?"
and finally he said "I went to pee an the toilet lid came down and smashed me and its your fault for sleeping"

Well hot damn ,I apparenly do Jedi mind tricks in my sleep and OUCH poor kid.

I think he will live but he wont let me give him a bath, or ice it. At his age he cant really be worried about shrinkage, can he?
Watching for a whole new set of blueballs :(

xoxo
h